133+ Best Zoolander Quotes| Hansel & Derek Zoolander Movie quotes
Zoolander Quotes
“Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?” —Derek Zoolander?
“You had me at ‘hello'” —Derek Zoolander.
“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you…There’s too much of you screaming” —Derek Zoolander.
“Ride the horse!” – Derek Zoolander
“He’s so hot right now” – Hansel/Derek Zoolander
“I’m not fat, I’m big-boned!” – Derek Zoolander
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. – Derek Zoolander
“I talk about women like they’re pieces of meat.” – Derek Zoolander
“If it’s yellow, let it mellow- Derek Zoolander
“Have you seen my reflection?” – Derek Zoolander
“It’s one of the great mysteries of our time: Why does everybody love a guy who looks like he smells like a water bed”? – Derek Zoolander.
“Beauty is pain” – Derek Zoolander.
“I’m sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.”-Hansel.
“You’re in love with me. You love me” – Hansel.
“Welcome to the future; we’ve got two problems: Oil and hair.” – Derek Zoolander.
“The best things in life are free...but not as free as what I’m about to do to you” – Derek Zoolander.
“When in doubt, wear earmuffs.”-Derek Zoolander (Dialogue)
“I’m not like other models. I’m part cocker spaniel, part German shepherd, part black panther…And I happen to love chai tea lattes” – Hansel
“My Indian name is Nacho-Sharon Stone” – Derek Zoolander
“You’re not so bad yourself” – Derek Zoolander
“I’m a man of many faces: The Wolfman, the Mummy, the Abominable Snowman… Or is it The Abominable Blancmange?” – Derek Zoolander.
“I wish I was more like my hat” – Derek Zoolander (Dialogue)
“I’m so hot right now” – Hansel/Derek Zoolander
“You should have seen me in high school; I was a skinhead then” – Hansel (Dialogue)
“I’m a nice guy. I don’t like hurting people’s feelings” – Derek Zoolander
“Man, is there anything more boring than talking about fashion?” – Derek Zoolander
“It takes thousands of bees hundreds of pounds of honey just to make my face.” – Derek Zoolander
“Fashion is always evolving, which in turn means that I am now worse than ever.” – Derek Zoolander
“I think you’d look fabulous in lavender” – Jean-Marc (Dialogue)
“Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?” – Derek Zoolander
“I seem to be stuck. Do you have a tampon?” – Derek Zoolander (Dialogue)
“My eyes are up here” – Derek Zoolander (Dialogue)
“The world of fashion is a vicious, cutthroat business… I’m Catwoman.” – Derek Zoolander
“It takes thousands of bees hundreds of pounds of honey just to make my face.” – Derek Zoolander
“He’s so hot right now” – Hansel/Derek Zoolander
“The look I’m going for is ‘I feel dead inside'” – Derek Zoolander (Dialogue)
“What are those?” – Derek Zoolander (Dialogue)
“I’m wearing padding, underneath all of that” – Derek Zoolander
“You had me at ‘hello'” – Derek Zoolander
“If two people like each other, then they like each other.” – Derek Zoolander
“I’m feelin’ a little Deja blue” – Derek Zoolander (Dialogue)
“Stay fresh” – Hansel/Derek Zoolander
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.” —Derek
“I’m feeling a little Deja blue” – Derek Zoolander
“Blue, I feel blue” —Derek Zoolander
“Am I really that awesome?” – Hansel
“You’re not half bad. For a guy.” – Hansel (Dialogue)
“What is this, the gayest thing you’ve ever seen?” – Hansel (Dialogue)
“I love it when a plan comes together” – Derek Zoolander (Dialogue)
“Is that a cucumber?” – Hansel/Derek Zoolander (Dialogue)
“I’m so tired, I could sleep for days.” – Hansel
“You never know what you might find in the river of life.” – Derek Zoolander.
“You should have seen me in high school; I was a skinhead then” – Hansel
“Can I have the last word?” – Derek Zoolander
“I’m on a juice fast” – Hansel (Dialogue)
“I’m cool with it” – Derek Zoolander (Dialogue)
“That’s hot” – Hansel/Derek Zoolander