110+ (BEST) Famous Chris Traeger Quotes |Facts about Chris Traeger/Biography

Facts about Chris Traeger/Biography

Chris Traeger is one of the most interesting characters on the NBC show Parks and Recreation. He is played by actor Rob Lowe and is the city manager of Pawnee. Chris is always seen wearing a suit and can be very over-the-top and judgmental at times.

He is engaged to Ann Perkins but is constantly trying to change Ann into the perfect woman. He is a health nut and is not afraid to make his opinions known when it comes to food, even if he is not the most popular person on the show.

Chris also has a disdain for people who are not as productive as he is and he commonly spouts out motivational quotes to remind the citizens of Pawnee that they should strive for more.

Chris Traeger is a pompous but lovable person. He is best friends with Leslie Knope. They are both regional directors of parks and recreation in Pawnee, Indiana.

Chris was brought in as the new town manager after he was fired from the Boston Parks Department. He is the boss of Leslie, Andy, Tom, Donna, Jerry, and April.

He has a very strong personality and commands respect like no one else in the office. He has a high I.Q. and is always trying to help people in need, especially Tom and Jerry.

He is constantly demanding everyone’s full attention and is offended when people don’t give him their full attention when he speaks. He is a vegetarian and loves to teach everyone else

These are the best Chris Traeger quotes about Pawnee’s Six Million Dollar Man. There are far too many for a single post, so please leave yours in the comments.

Famous Chris Traeger Quotes

“If I Keep My Body Moving and My Mind Occupied At All Times, I Will Avoid Falling Into A Bottomless Pit Of Despair.”- Chris Traeger

“The World Is My Gymnasium, Ron!” -Chris Traeger

“You’re beautiful on the inside where your spirit lives.”-Chris Traeger

“This was literally the most beautiful and moving thing I’ve ever heard.”-Chris Traeger

“I have a resting heart of 23 beats per minute. The scientist who study me say my heart can pump jet fuel up into an airplane.”-Chris Traeger

“Well, I did notice you use a walking stick. You probably have Paddy Wagon disease.” -Chris Traeger

“I can name every dinosaur and every one of them is completely extinct.”-Chris Traeger

“But my momma always said: keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars!”- Chris Traeger

“I’m a volcano with feelings!”- Chris Traeger

“Ohhhh my God… you’re the greatest… I love you, man… I love you!” – Chris Traeger

“There is no one more intense than a woman who has recently been shot in the face and expects to be arrested.” -Chris Traeger

“Hello, police officer. What can I do for you? Ahhh, that’s ok. Thanks for stopping by.”-Chris Traeger

“…and I’m Chris Traeger, your City Council representative for the great city of Pawnee, Indiana.” -Chris Traeger

“It’s a very exciting time to be a part of local government.”-Chris Traeger

“Wow, that was incredible. I didn’t know if you were gonna punch him in the face or kiss him on the mouth.”-Mark Brendanawicz

“Obama could have easily lost the election but instead he made the country Great.”-Chris Traeger, Peaced Out By The President

“I’m not sure if a five year old can name all of the continents but I’m trying my best.” -Chris Traeger

“Hey, two dollars isn’t gonna improve anyone’s life but a great day just got better!”

“Nerdy people are like ants, they all look alike and they’re always underfoot.” – Chris Traeger

“I am nothing more than a vessel for your joy like a bridesmaid to a bride.” -Chris Traeger

“I believe that I have made it my goal to always be at the exact same place in the exact same time that you are.” -Chris Traeger

“We’re all part of the problem, and we are also part of the solution.”-Chris Traeger

“I hope that one day you can look back and say, ‘That’s when things started to get better.’ And I hope you can remember me as the dog who started it all.” -Chris Traeger

“You know happiness is not a state of being. It’s a moment by moment decision.” –Chris Traeger

“I’m bad at my job but I’m great on TV.” – Chris Traeger

“I no longer live in fear of the future. I have hope, and I have faith. And I believe in our capacity to do amazing things that we still can’t even imagine.” – Chris Traeger

“If this is falling, then I’m doing it right.” -Chris Traeger

“I’m a Catalyst for Change!”- Chris Traeger

“The best moments of my life were spent sitting alone in a room full of people who hated me.” -Chris Traeger

“I’ve been hit in the face with a bottle before and it didn’t hurt at all.” – Chris Traeger, The New Adam Sandler

“I used to think that one day I would have my own show but now I know that my audience has far too much integrity to actually want me on television.” –Chris Traeger

“I am like a glass of water with eyes.” -Chris Traeger

“The beauty of small town life is there’s no traffic, you’re never late and you know everyone.” -Chris Traeger

“If you want to be a better leader, stop thinking so much.” –Chris Traeger (Chris Traeger’s Tips For Your Next Meeting)

“Brevity is the soul of wit.” – Chris Traeger

“You can’t connect the dots looking forward, you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future.” –Chris Traeger

“Positivity is a choice.”- Chris Traeger

“I’ve been hit in the face with a bottle before and it didn’t hurt at all. In fact, it was kind of cool.”

“I’m great at a lot of things. I do not however, suck so bad at everything that I can’t do anything.” –Chris Traeger

“As a wise man once said, “Get to know your enemies so you can fight them when they become your friends.”” – Chris Traeger

“No one’s the Victim but everyone is the Villain.”- Chris Traeger

“A good day is when I get everything done. There’s still more to do but it can wait. I’m bad at my job but I’m great on TV.” – Chris Traeger

“Even the most positive people have doubts, so don’t feel bad for feeling negative sometimes.”- Chris Traeger

“It’s not whether you get knocked down; it’s whether you get up.” –Chris Traeger

“I have a disease named ‘failure to launch. It’s a disease that affects me, my family and my friends. It causes us to put on regret t-shirts and not get out of the house.” –Chris Traeger

“What I call ‘flames’ is just your friends being honest.” – Chris Traeger

“I’m great at a lot of things but I’m not great at everything.” –Chris Traeger

“You have to take the bad with the good because there’s no way you can be perfect.” – Chris Traeger

“Happiness is not a destination, it’s a guidepost.” –Chris Traeger

“I really like blue hair. I think it’s sexy and cool.”- Chris Traeger

“My goal isn’t to be happy, my goal is not to suck at life and my goal is not to be popular.” – Chris Traeger

“Everyone who’s good at something is good at something and everyone who’s not good at something is not.” – Chris Traeger

“Happiness isn’t always a destination, it’s a road.” –Chris Traeger

“God is like an amazing uncle you never met.” –Chris Traeger

“The best way to learn about someone’s life is from their shoes because the shoes don’t lie.” – Chris Traeger

“I’m excited about the future, not the past. Because the past always repeats itself and the future is always uncertain.” – Chris Traeger

“We’re all imperfect because we’re all human.” –Chris Traeger

“I’ve never understood how people would be so envious of someone who has achieved greatness if it wasn’t for them.” – Chris Traeger

“The way with life is to hold your head up high, regardless of how small you think your life is, it’s bigger than yours will ever be.” –Chris Traeger

“How good is your life? You’re in control of that, not others; so whatever you do, keep those legs moving and do it well.” –Chris Traeger

“People don’t expect to die. They expect to live forever.” –Allan Kardec

“We are all one in the same, so we all have something to learn from each other.” –Chris Traeger

“Every day I want to be better than I was yesterday” – Chris Traeger

“You have no idea how much I look forward to seeing you every day.” –Chris Traeger

“You are the center of your own universe.” –Allan Kardec

“If I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.” –Chris Traeger

“If there is a God, it’s not he who punishes the wicked but he who grants them mercy.” -Allan Kardec

“We’re all part of the problem and we’re all part of the solution.” –Chris Traeger

“All things are connected to each other in ways we can’t even imagine.” –Chris Traeger

“It doesn’t matter how many people you reach. It matters how many people those people reach when they walk away from you. You will be remembered.” –Chris Traeger

“There is an infinite amount of wisdom in the universe, and if you want to find it just listen to the sound of silence.” –Chris Traeger

“A positive attitude hides a negative reality.” –Chris Traeger

“If you’re always smiling, it’s because someone you know has died.”- Chris Traeger

‘Great minds think alike.’- Chris Traeger

“I have a resting heart rate of 23 beats per minute. The scientists who study me say my heart can pump jet fuel up into an airplane.” – Chris Traeger

“In the future, I want to be known as a city councilor who was also good at heart.” –Chris Traeger

“Happiness is not a state of being, it’s a moment by moment decision.” –Chris Traeger

“If you truly want to be happy then you must deserve happiness and that means making others happy.” –Chris Traeger

“Be present and live in the moment, especially when it’s your birthday.” -Chirs Traeger

“The future is uncertain and that’s why I want you to count on me.” – Chris Traeger

“Children have an amazing way of making you see the world from a different perspective.”-Chris Traeger

“If this is falling then I’m doing it right.”-Chris Traeger

“Life goes by fast so enjoy it while it lasts.”- Chris Traeger

“I am responsible for my future and no one else’s.”- Chris Traeger

“I’m not always right but I don’t always have to be.” -Chris Traeger

“You have to take the bad with the good because there is no way you can be perfect.”-Chris Traeger

“Life is like stepping on Legos, you’re bound to step on some that snap back and hurt your feet until you learn where they are.” – Chris Traeger

“In the future, I want to be known as a city councilor that was also good at heart.”-Chris Traeger

“It’s a miracle that we’re alive.” -Chris Traeger

“Life is a gift and you only get one.” -Chris Traeger

“The best moments of my life were spent sitting alone in a room full of people who hated me.” -Chris Traeger

“Don’t feel bad for not being perfect because no one else is.” -Chris Traeger

“The best way to be happy is to make others happy.”-Chris Traeger

“I’m glad you’re in my life.”- Chris Traeger

“I really like blue hair, I think it’s sexy and cool.” – Chris Traeger

“Sometimes the greatest teacher is pain” – Chris Traeger

“I’m a catalyst for change.”- Chris Traeger

“If you’re always smiling it’s because someone has died.”-Chris Traeger

“We have to know that we matter to someone and we have to know that we mean something.” -Chris Traeger

“If I fall, I will pick myself up” – Chris Traeger