470+Best Inspiring & Funny Friday Quotes

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  1. “The song of my soul is the voice of love.”-Oscar Wilde
  2. “If you are not part of the solution then you are making part of the problem.”-Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
  3. “Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring.”-Leo Buscaglia
  4. “Be patient and hardworking and your success will be assured.
  5. “Drink your coffee black and keep walking.”-Steve Jobs
  6. “It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.”-Mark Twain
  7. “The smallest act of kindness means so much more than you think it does.”-Sam Walton
  8. “A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.”-George Bernard Shaw
  9. “Every day may not be good, but there’s something good in every day.”-Author Unknown
  10. “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”-C. S. Lewis
  11. “If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them.”-Henry David Thoreau
  12. “It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. “
  13. “If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you can’t walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.”-Martin Luther King Jr.
  14. “Believe it or not, every person’s life touches on the lives of others.”-Paul Harvey
  15. “Good things happen when good people work together.”-Ronald Reagan
  16. “When life hands out lemons make lemonade. “
  17. “If you hear a voice within you say, ‘you cannot paint,’ then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced.”
  18. “We don’t see things as they are, we see them as we are.”-Anais Nin
  19. “One day you’ll look back and it will hit you… like a train.”
  20. “Be the change you want to see in the world.”-Mahatma Gandhi
  21. “Life is either a great adventure or nothing.”-Helen Keller
  22. “Don’t let what you can’t do stop you from doing what you can do.”-John Wooden
  23. “Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you.”
  24. “An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in… the pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.”
  25. “I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. I can’t accept not trying.”-Michael Jordan
  26. “If you are thinking about giving up, start with yourself. If you are thinking about quitting, start with yourself.”
  27. “Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can’t lose, until they lose everything.”-Unknown
  28. “The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.”-Gustav Von Schwerin
  29. “If you want to make enemies, try to change something.”-Woodrow Wilson
  30. “We are not held back by the love we didn’t receive in the past, but by the love we’re not extending in the present.”-Marianne Williamson
  31. “You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.”-Plato
  32. “Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.

Best Thank God Its Friday Quotes

  1. On Fridays, be thankful that you’re drinking beer instead of tears.
  2. The good thing about being single is that there’s no one to kiss you when your mouth tastes like last night’s Thai food.
  3. If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to quit, ___________________ would not have been my job title for the last fifteen years
  4. What are you supposed to do? _________? It’s Groundhog Day!
  5. When you’re in a bad mood, be grateful that you have a place to drink.
  6. If you’re going to do something, do it well and don’t be late.
  7. Be thankful that your house insurance policy covers fire and termites.
  8. If you’re going to be late for work, it might as well be on a Friday morning when everyone else is having fun.
  9. Life is too short to put up with someone who’s always whining: “It’s so nice outside!”
  10. If you can’t make it home tonight, remember to turn the lights out.
  11. If you haven’t had sex in a month, it’s because God is punishing you for making fun of people who are mentally ill.
  12. Sure I was late; it wasn’t my fault the traffic was backed up because of an accident on the expressway.
  13. Be thankful that you don’t have to go outside and mow your lawn: The least convenient job in America!
  14. If you’re going to apologize, make sure it’s for something that really bothers you.
  15. If you really want to annoy someone, refer to his/her job as an “experience.”
  16. Think of all the good times there are in life and count your blessings, not your problems.
  17. Be thankful that you can look forward to Sunday afternoons; they’re better than your job!

Inspiring Black Friday Quotes

  1. Black Friday is a media trap, an orchestrated mass hallucination based on herd dynamics and the media cycle.
  2. “Happiness is not in money, but in shopping.”
  3. “Black Friday is just a bag of tricks, and people use it to pass out the holiday cheer.”
  4. “Black Friday is a day where we can all escape the shopping frenzy for one day and have an excuse to go to the mall again with all of our friends and family.”
  5. “The whole black Friday thing has always been a bit much, its kinda like Christmas on crack everyone is in such high spirits.”
  6. “I don’t think this is really all that bad in the grand scheme of things. You’re spending money on things to make you happy instead of a 16oz steak.”
  7. “I admit I do get kinda crazy during Black Friday , but I think I would be miserable without shopping, so for me its worth it?”
  8. “The main idea of Black Friday is to finally have that Christmas feeling after spending all summer in the sun!”
  9. “Black Friday is one of the most horrible days there is in America.”
  10. “I absolutely hate Black Friday, but my family loves it so I go along with it every year for their sake.”
  11. “I can’t stand this Black Friday thing my husband is forcing me to drive him to the mall, I don’t know why he has to buy like a whole new wardrobe on one day.”
  12. “Black Friday is just a bunch of foolishness, people getting trampled and spending money that they really don’t have just to save a little money on Christmas.”
  13. “I really don’t think the Black Friday thing is really worth it, I used to be one of those people that went nuts for it, but then we found out that everything on sale was like 50% overpriced.”
  14. “Black Friday is a holiday where everyone buys too much stuff and has no money left for anything else.”
  15. “I’m getting ready for Black Friday and I’m truly excited. I can’t wait to go to the mall!”
  16. “Black Friday is this shopping gimmick that businesses use to get people in their store, they have no real intention of selling it for a low price.”
  17. “I don’t really like Black Friday, I mean it’s fun to see all the bargains but everyone loses their minds over it and it’s just too crazy”
  18. “I don’t like the black Friday thing, I shop a lot, but usually on my own time.”
  19. “Black Friday is just one more day to spend money on useless crap that you really don’t need.”
  20. “Black Friday is this super flashy event to get people into the stores, and then we all lose our minds over it and go crazy!”
  21. “Black Friday makes me feel like a sucker, I shop the sales, but then I see the prices and don’t buy them.”
  22. “I am not a big fan of Black Friday, everything is too much money, but seeing my family happy on Christmas is pretty nice!”
  23. “Black Friday makes me kind of mad because I’ve spent so much hard earned cash on things that really aren’t worth it.”
  24. The day after Thanksgiving is an unofficial shopping holiday – a day that can spark riots in some places, and the beginning of the Christmas shopping season.
  25. “Black Friday” is a nickname for November 25, which was once the day when stores would turn their earnings from all of the days of business (the other 364) in order to gain an advantage against competitors.
  26. Black Friday is now associated with door-buster deals and large crowds.

Inspiring Friday Christian Prayer Quotes

  1. God, have mercy on me who am so often forgetful of You. Grant me a livelier faith and a warmer love, that I might feel the power of Your love and live in the light of Your Presence.
  2. Lord Jesus Christ, Son of the living God: Let me not be parted from you today; let me never be parted from you today or any other day.
  3. Let me experience the silence of Your love, that my heart may be filled with the peace of perfect rest.
  4. No consolation can be equal to that which You have given us: the promise of everlasting glory.
  5. Love is enough to drive away all sorrows and fill the heart with hope and joy.
  6. My God, my refuge and my strength, my only hope in time of trouble: Help me to be completely humble and to learn to place all my hope in You alone.
  7. In the evening of this life, I shall appear before you without having accomplished anything. To you alone I look for mercy; teach me how to make good use of this short time that is given to me.
  8. My God: You give us every morning hours of new life. I wish that I could always have your holy presence, your teaching and your blessing.
  9. Lord, what does it matter to you whether I am rich or poor? You will never be tired of giving me blessings whenever I ask for them.
  10. May the sun of Thy love continually shine upon me and bring forth fruits of penance in my heart; may I be faithful to the promises that Your divine Spirit has given me for this day and every day during the whole time of my life on earth.
  11. If you want to serve the Lord, you must live in union with Him; that is the path that leads us to happiness and prosperity.
  12. By this my heart has understood what God’s will is: I can do everything for God’s sake and yet I dare not rest on it.
  13. When I am alone, O Lord, let me never be happy in myself alone; but always move me more and more to love You and praise You for all things.
  14. My God, my all, my love, my Life, and to You alone must I cleave with unfailing love.
  15. This day I intend to make a beginning of the good work that I desire to accomplish in your service; and may all who hear or read these words pray for me that it may be fulfilled.
  16. Lord Jesus Christ, Son of the living God, let me feel Your gentle gaze on me and never let me escape from You again until my life’s end.
  17. Such is the love of God, that it has given itself to us as food in order to feed our souls.
  18. Lord Jesus Christ, Son of the living God, grant me this favor that my tongue may always serve You with praise and never cease from confessing Your mercy.
  19. Lord, You look upon the heart of man and You see into all its secret corners; may my heart be always open to you; may I never hide anything from You.
  20. Let me not be afraid to ask You for favors. You have told us that a humble and contrite heart is always heard.
  21. Lord Jesus Christ, grant me the grace to do this task as if it were to last forever; but let it be Your will that when it is finished, I may come again into Your Presence.

Beautiful Friday Islamic Prayer Quotes

  1. “Know that the mosque of Islam is a symbol of peace, security and welfare for all people.”-Mohammad
  2. “The first house established for mankind is one in which prayer is observed.”-Prophet Mohammad (PBUH)
  3. “Whosoever does not leave off false speech and acting by it, he will not attain to (true) happiness nor will he find contentment.”-Prophet Mohammad (PBUH)
  4. “On this day I have perfected your religion for you, completed My Favour upon you, and have chosen Islam for you as your religion.”-Prophet Mohammad (PBUH)
  5. “The most excellent fast after Ramadan is in the Month of Allah, which is the month of Muharram”-Prophet Muhammad (PBUH)

Amazing Friday Motivational Quotes for Work

  1. “It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is most adaptable to change.”-Charles Darwin
  2. “We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.” -Albert Einstein
  3. “What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson
  4. “If you eat the fruit from the tree of knowledge, your eyes will be opened.” -Genesis 3:22
  5. “There’s only one boss: the customer. And he can fire everybody in the company, from the chairman down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.” –
  6. “I always do what I say. When I say something, I follow through with it.” -Oprah Winfrey
  7. “Success is the ability to go from one failure to another without losing enthusiasm.”-Winston Churchill
  8. “It’s not about how swift or violent the storm, but how well you can dance in the rain.”-Kermit the Frog
  9. “A great man is known by greatness of mind and character; not by a rapid ascent into power and celebrity and not by his birth alone. The all-important thing is the heart, not the head.”-Emma Goldman
  10. “People who are too tired to do good work are often too tired even to do evil.” -George Eliot
  11. “A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.”-General George Patton
  12. “All of us have the capacity to become a great person: it’s what we do with that potential that determines our future.” -Lou Holtz
  13. “I’ve decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.”-Martin Luther King, Jr.
  14. “Life is an experiment. If you don’t find something interesting going on, then you have simply failed to live.” -Albert Einstein
  15. “If you’re going through hell, keep going.” -Sir Winston Churchill
  16. “It’s not what happens to you, it’s how you react to it that matters.” -Groucho Marx
  17. “The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.” -Chinese Proverb
  18. “Life always finds a way.” -Arthur Ghandi
  19. “If you don’t like something change it; if you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.”  -Mary Engelbreit
  20. There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. -Albert Einstein
  21. “That which does not destroy me, makes me stronger.

Excellent Friday Night Dinner Quotes

  1. Friday Dinners: A time to eat with family and friends.
  2. Having Friday dinner with family and friends can be a great way to relax and unwind after a long week.
  3. Choosing the right dish for Friday dinner is important because it will set the tone for the rest of the food courses, which often include dessert.
  4. For dinner on Fridays, I am usually looking for something hearty, like roast beef or pot pie that makes you feel warm from the inside out.
  5. What are your thoughts on having a weekly Friday night family dinner?
  6. My favorite Friday night menu begins with a green salad with my Mom’s homemade Italian dressing.
  7. What do you enjoy about having dinner at home on Friday nights?
  8. I like to create healthy recipes that aren’t boring, like this Healthy Shrimp Scampi recipe.
  9. Whether you’re eating at home or out, I’ll have some great recipes to share with you throughout the next week!
  10. Family is where you train to be yourself, and in doing so, you find out what kind of person you are.
  11. You are the average of the five people you spend most of your time with.
  12. I believe that a family dinner, like the ones we have on Friday nights, can be a great way to reconnect and share stories from the week.
  13. Keep up with me on Facebook and Instagram!
  14. Looking for more great Friday night recipes?
  15. The first step in learning how to live is finding out how to die.” -Robert Louis Stevenson
  16. Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass; it’s about learning how to dance in the rain!

Best Friday Night Quotes

  1. Friday Nights are the new Saturday Night.
  2. Friday is the new black.
  3. Friday is better than Monday (or any day of the week) because you have a whole weekend to recover from it!
  4. For some reason, I always seem to get really creative on Fridays, and we all know creativity leads to productivity and greatness! You should be at your most productive after a long break!
  5. Friday is the best day of the week. It should be so easy to find a reason to not work after 5 p.m. on Friday!
  6. In my book, I talk about “creative decay” in science, which is when a scientific discovery or invention begins to become so ingrained in the culture that it starts to lose its value, meaning, and creativity. So much of our culture is in a creative decay phase…
  7. For our society, Friday is the new Friday.
  8. Less than five years later, we are all using the Internet without even thinking about it as part of our daily lives, and now we expect to be able to access any information we want on a whim and on demand!
  9. Think about how many times you’ve heard someone say “I can’t wait ’til Friday” or “I can’t wait till Friday night!” …
  10. John C. Maxwell said that… “What’s important about Friday is not that it’s Friday, it’s what you do with the rest of the weekend.” That includes all three days of the weekend, which by my estimation includes two full weeks!
  11. “No matter how much we have done on a Friday, we will always feel like we have a lot more time and emotional energy to do something else.” – John C. Maxwell
  12. “This is the best way to approach Friday night: without any question or doubt that Saturday will be better than Friday.” – John C. Maxwell
  13. A lot of us like to use our sleeping hours to catch up on work, which just isn’t healthy! Try and spend some time hanging out with your friends and family instead of working!
  14. Don’t bring work home with you on a Friday night; it doesn’t do anyone any good for you to work on a weekend!
  15. You can’t do anything on a Friday night that you can’t do for eight hours Saturday morning, so just relax and have fun!
  16. ” I will make the most of myself for the greatest of purposes.” – John C. Maxwell
  17. “The future starts the second you begin to live your life a little more fully and freely than you have in the past.” – John C. Maxwell
  18. “The best way to spend a weekend is to forget that it is a weekend.” – John C. Maxwell
  19. “I believe that when you are more concerned about what you do than what you say, people will have been more affected by your time and effort than if you were full of self-importance.” – John C. Maxwell
  20. “Don’t get stuck in the past, because it’s always better to have a clean slate.” –  John C. Maxwell
  21. “If you find that you are not growing, you will not be able to achieve much in the future.” – John C. Maxwell
  22. “If we don’t get excited about what is before us, then you’ll miss out on life.” – John C. Maxwell
  23. “It may seem hard at the time, but that decision to serve will ultimately lead you to a better life.” – John C. Maxwell
  24. “A late start is better than a bad start.” – John C. Maxwell
  25. “Successful people do not know how to fail.” – John C. Maxwell
  26. “Many of the things we worry about will never happen, while the things we hope will never happen, usually do.” – John C. Maxwell
  27. “I know that if I give my best to what I am doing at that moment, then I will not have any regrets years from now.” – John C. Maxwell
  28. “The greatest gift you can give to someone is your time and your attention.” – John C.
  29. “The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any price, safety-first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life.” — Theodore Roosevelt.
  30. “I would like to see us stop screaming at each other and see if we can’t talk about our differences with a little more courtesy and respect.” — Hillary Clinton

Inspiring Friday the 13th Quotes

  1. “It’s Friday the 13th. Let’s see who has a date.”
  2. “Say hello to my little friend!”
  3. “Hey, remember what happened last time something came between us?”
  4. “It always seems like people are busy these days.”
  5. “A Friday is coming, and you know what that means.”
  6. “What could go wrong?”
  7. “But I don’t believe in witches, curses or spooks”
  8. “There’s a storm coming, and I believe it will be my final dance.”
  9. “See you on Friday the 13th!”
  10. “I’m gonna let my date scare me half to death.”
  11. “It’s written in the stars.”
  12. “I’ve got weapons and armour, but that won’t stop me from dying”
  13. “But even though I know I’m going to die, I don’t fear it.”
  14. “I’ve got it all planned out. I’m ready to go”
  15. “But no matter how many witches they send against me, I’ll always survive.”
  16. “Just you wait and see, I come back from the grave.”
  17. “It’s Friday the 13th tonight, and death is on my side.”
  18. “But do you think they’ll ever let me live?”
  19. (On being scared) “No! Death isn’t scary anymore”
  20. “It’s Friday night, and I’m all dressed up.”
  21. “I can’t wait for the storm to come”
  22. “I’m not gonna die, I’m gonna live forever!”
  23. “This is my favorite outfit today”
  24. “Even if I do die, you’ll always remember me”
  25. (To a girl on her deathbed)
  26. “If your first kiss is gonna be with a ghost, maybe you should move on.”
  27. “The only spirit I’m afraid of is vodka”
  28. “Tonight is the night I get to dance with a witch”
  29. “I’ve been waiting for tonight all week!”
  30. “How many times are they gonna kill me?”
  31. “That’s two weeks that I’ve lived through, and it looks like I’ll make a third”
  32. (On not fearing death) “I’ve already died”
  33. “I feel like I’m at the top of the world”
  34. “I think I can beat death this time.”
  35. “The storm is coming, and it’s full of random events!”
  36. “I’ve got a date with death tonight”
  37. (On Halloween) “I was all dressed up for a date with death tonight.”
  38. “I don’t think I’m ready for this”
  39. “The storm is coming, and it’s full of bad timing!”
  40. “The storm is coming, and it’s full of bad timing!”
  41. “You still love me, even if my skin is green?”
  42. “I think that I may have fallen in love with her.”
  43. (To a man) “If you die tonight, do you want to be buried on the beach?”

Inspiring Good Friday Quotes

  1. “The person who never made a mistake never made anything.”
  2. “I would not give my soul to the devil for all the world, if I had but one in possession.”
  3. “There is no such thing as a stagnating idea, only people who are afraid to keep moving.”
  4. “What we at times don’t know can be more important than what we do know.”
  5. “We need to get back to living life and loving people before it’s too late. If you feel too much heartache for the world, you’ll die of a broken heart.”
  6. “When we don’t even have time to stop and say hello – we have to settle for saying goodbye.”
  7. “If you suffer, thank God! It will give you strength. If you are hurt, thank God, for it will teach you compassion.”
  8. “The best things in life can never be kept; they must be given away.”
  9. “Always think highly of yourself, for that is the way to get others to think highly of you!”
  10. “Have a great day & all the good within you.”
  11. “Do what you can, with what you have, where you are!”
  12. “Show respect for yourself before others do and NO one else will.”
  13. “Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them! It’s amazing how such a small word can make such a big difference.”
  14. “Life is a song so sing it.”
  15. “Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections.”
  16. “If you are going through hell, keep going.”
  17. “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.”
  18. “A beautiful day with no meaning is still a beautiful day!”
  19. “Life is always beautiful.”
  20. “The most precious thing in life is your soul and the most useful thing in life is your heart.”
  21. “Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark in the hopeless swamps of used up souls..”
  22. “No matter who we are, or what we do, we all share one thing in common… a craving to be loved.”
  23. “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Friday Quotes for Work

  1. “The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second-best time is now.”
  2. “It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.”
  3. “Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood.”
  4. “There are no shortcuts in life, but there are ways to make the journey easier and more efficient so that we can enjoy the scenery along the way.”
  5. The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
  6. What goes up, must come down.
  7. Time waits for no one.
  8. “To acquire the habit of doing right is more important than to acquire the skill of doing wrong.”
  9. “We become what we repeatedly think about.”
  10. “The best way out is always through.”
  11. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking.” – Stephen Covey
  12. Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not: nothing is more common than unsuccessful men of talent. Genius will not: unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education alone will not: the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone can get you where you want to be; and these must be in very much greater amount than ordinary ability.”
  13. “It’s one of life’s simple pleasures, but only the wise can enjoy it.”
  14. “I’m not looking to get rich quick. I’m looking to have long-term security.”
  15. “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”
  16. “Those who go the extra mile will eventually finish in first place!”
  17. “There is no substitute for hard work!”
  18. “When we aim at nothing, we hit it every time. – Aesop -“
  19. “The highest reward for a person’s toil is not what they get for it but what they become by it.” – John Dewey
  20. “I will not quit until I’ve succeeded.” – Vince Lombardi
  21. “The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” – Mark Twain
  22. “I never look back unless I’m having a bad day.” – Lily Tomlin
  23. “Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. ” – William Feather
  24. “At every crossroad on the road that leads to our goal, we always take the wrong turn.” – Johan Wolfgang von Goethe
  25. “The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.” – Stephen Covey
  26. “Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.” – Winston Churchill

Friday Quotes Islamic

  1. The day of Friday is called the ‘Friday of Moses’ because it is said that he rested on that day after his ascent to heaven.
  2. There are many Hadiths about listening to and obeying the Sahaabah (the companions of Prophet Muhammad ). Let us quote one: یا له الحق یا له البعد من عدو اللّه ومن بعد الفتات
  3. Prophet Muhammad said, “Whoever prays on Friday with congregation, and completes it as he should, it is as if he has spent the whole week in prayer. And whoever prays on Friday, but does not complete the prayers as prescribed, then, upon him is the curse of Allah.
  4. The Prophet ( ) said: “The best day the sun has risen over is Friday; on it Adam was created; on it he entered Paradise; on it he was expelled from it. And on it will Judgment Day be established.” When asked why Friday is the best day, he replied, “because on it the Angels all prostrate themselves before Allah.”
  5. In the Sahih al-Bukhari is narrated that Ayman was carrying firewood between two dates and he fell and broke his leg. The Prophet ( ) asked, “Do you know what day this is?” Ayman replied, “No.” The Prophet ( ) said, “Friday.”
  6. A person brought a certain article to the Prophet ( ) and he ordered him to give it Sadaqa on Friday. The man returned home and told his wife that he had given the Prophet of Allah two saa’ of wheat on Friday. She said, “Seven saa’!” He went back the following Friday with the same amount. The Prophet ( ) said, “Give me one saa’.” He did as asked and the Prophet ( ) accepted it in lieu of two Sa’…
  7. Ibn Abbas related that the Prophet ( ) said, “The best day [of the week] is Friday; on it Adam was created, and on it he died. On it the last trumpet will be blown [the Day of Judgment]; and on it Allah will come down to judge between the people.”
  8. The Prophet ( ) said: “If one prays Fajr (prayer) in congregation, then sits remembering Allah until the sun rises, all his past sins will be forgiven.”

Friday Quotes of The Day

  1. “The best compliment is a genuine compliment.”
  2. “Laughing is the best antidote to worry.”
  3. “The lesson in going to places you don’t want to go, is that you’ll be happier when you’re there.”
  4. “He who laughs last, thinks slowest”
  5. “When something happens that changes your life, the most important thing is not how quickly or how much it changes, but whether or not it makes any difference at all.”
  6. “Being able to laugh at ourselves is much more important than being able to laugh at them.”
  7. “I just have this thing about playing the victim. I don’t think it’s a good idea.”
  8. “What a man doesn’t know about women may be interesting, but what a woman knows about men isn’t.”
  9. “Be nice to your kids, and they’ll have respect for you in old age.”
  10. “Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
  11. “If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.”
  12. “If life gives you lemons, make lemonade – and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka.”
  13. “No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel if he has not resolution to take it himself.”
  14. “There are two things in this life you can know for sure: the first is that you’re licked, and the second is that you’re still standing.”
  15. “Good humor sharpens the mind, kindles the fancy, and raises the vivacity of life.”
  16. “Knowledge without imagination is dead, imagination without knowledge is blind.”
  17. “The only difficult thing about being kind is not being cruel.”
  18. “A handshake without eyes isn’t worth much”
  19. “A closed mouth gathers no feet.”
  20. “Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others, but when you find one that fits, wear it.”
  21. “Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength.”
  22. “The advice which I like best is that which you do not take; because it pains me to give it to you, and because it is that which I wish most sincerely to be in your power to follow.”

Friday Quotes Movie

  1. “The best way to kill an idea is to do it yourself.” -Henry Ford
  2. “He who dies with the most toys wins.” -Walter Sobchak
  3. “Away from here, I’m falling and she is calling out my name, so far away.”-Stardust (movie)
  4. “You can’t risk everything on a single throw of the dice, even if you feel that the odds are in your favor.”-Unknown
  5. “If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.” -Groucho Marx
  6. “Everything is funny as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” -Will Rogers
  7. “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. -Maria Robinson
  8. “If you don’t have the time to do it right, when will you find the time to do it over?”-Unknown
  9. “The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.”-Unknown
  10. “A ship in harbor is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for.” -Unknown
  11. “Rome wasn’t built in a day.” -Unknown
  12. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.”-Steve Jobs
  13. “Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile.” -Unknown
  14. “It’s not enough to be compassionate. You have to act.” -Wynonna Judd
  15. “Dream big and dare to fail. You won’t be any worse off than you are right now.”-Unknown
  16. “If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you always got.”-Unknown
  17. “I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection.” -Lord Byron
  18. “The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.”-Richard Bach
  19. “There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. -Unknown
  20. “We must love one another or die; we must forgive each other or die. -Martin Luther King, Jr.
  21. “Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.”-Unknown
  22. “If you’re in a hole, stop digging.” -David Duchovny
  23. “She died with her boots on…-Unknown
  24. “Dying is easy; it’s living that sucks. -Unknown
  25. “It’s not life or death, it’s just your reaction to it that matters.”-Nicolette Sheridan
  26. “Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.”-Unknown
  27. “We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for one another that we’re not alone.” -Unknown
  28. “It’s not what you have or who you are or where you are…

Sarcastic Friday Quotes

  1. “I’m not getting any younger, I don’t know if I can take much more of this.”
  2. “It’s the end of October and yet my Netflix is still working!”
  3. “Thank you for playing”.
  4. “The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil. It’s because of the people who don’t do anything about it. ~ Albert Einstein
  5. “He who laughs last, laughs best”.
  6. “A woman’s place is in the kitchen, making food, and a man’s place is in the office making money”.
  7. “Life’s short I’m not gonna waste my time on you. I don’t know what you want from me or why you want it but I’m not giving it to you.” ~ Quote by Lil Wayne
  8. “Life is a carousel and we are the never-ending story.”
  9. “On the whole, I’ve found that people who have no vices have very few virtues.” ~Voltaire
  10. “Nothing is so wonderful in life that it can’t be overdone.” ~ Mark Twain
  11. “Men fight for glory; women for money; but children fight for ice-cream!” ~ Mrs Gigglewater
  12. “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. ~ Unknown
  13. “Nobody loves me, nobody needs me, I’m just another boring old nobody. ~ Unknown
  14. “Life is a gamble. If you aren’t willing to take a chance, then why should the gods give it to you?” ~ Buddha
  15. “I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.” ~ Oscar Wilde
  16. “Sometimes when life gives you lemons, make lemonade”. ~ Sir Francis Bacon
  17. “Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.” ~Micky Arison (one of the wealthiest people in the world)
  18. “Never give up on something that you can’t go a day without thinking about.”  ~ Unknown
  19. “I feel great today, it’s raining!” ~Unknown
  20. “If you had half a brain, you’d be dangerous.” ~(Movie/Book) Zombieland
  21. “When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming like the passengers in his car.” ~Unknown
  22. “Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.” ~ Oscar Wilde
  23. “There is no such thing as a stupid question”.
  24. “I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.” ~ Unknown
  25. “There are only two things that improve with age: wine and children.” ~Mark Twain
  26. “Don’t delay enjoying life, because you’re not going to live forever.”  ~ Unknown
  27. “I can’t be bothered to finish this book so I’m just gonna burn it, which is really environmentally friendly”.  ~ Chritopher Buckley
  28. “I am capable of doing all things if I have the will to do them.” ~ Abraham Lincoln
  29. “The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.” ~ Albert Einstein
  30. “No matter how bad the present situation is, it will always get worse before it gets better”. ~Unknown
  31. “Spread your wing and fly away; you’ll never know how good it feels until you do”. ~ Unknown
  32. “Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain”. ~Unknown
  33. “I’m not interested in money, I just want to be wonderful.” ~ Oscar Wilde
  34. “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream”. ~ C.S Lewis
  35. “I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet”. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
  36. “If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you’ll most certainly be right.” ~Unknown
  37. “It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness”.

Happy Friday Quotes Funny

  1. “If you’re not living your dream, how do you know how much time is left?”
  2. “The best way to get better at something and be the best at it is to make peace with your past.”
  3. “People like us go up when we come down.”
  4. “Seize the day by making it awesome.”
  5. “Do what you love doing and you’ll never work a day in your life.”
  6. “Be everything that’s you, and you will get everything that’s you ever wanted.
  7. “The secret to success is learning how to use pain and pleasure instead of having pain and pleasure use you.”
  8. “There are moments we all have when we know deep inside that this is it! This is the moment our dreams come true. The world seems brighter, colors seem brighter, life seems bigger, fuller, more wonderful.
  9. “Sometimes, to get what you want, you have to leave yourself out of the way a little.”
  10. “When we’re not in touch with our dreams it’s like not having a country – it’s like being a foreigner in your own country. But when we’re living our dreams life is like being at home.”
  11. “Success is the sum of many small decisions.”
  12. “Don’t let anybody tell you what you can’t do… They don’t know! You got something they need!”
  13. “If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.”
  14. “The best moments in your life are the ones that take your breath away.”
  15. “Don’t just read it, apply it!”
  16. Anyone can give up… Only the strongest will survive!
  17. “It’s a bad day when you have to stop and check if there’s someone behind you… Because there might be.”
  18. “You know you’re going to win when you can look at your opponent and say, ‘Is that the best you can do?'”
  19. “Never give up! That’s just the place where great things are waiting to be discovered.”
  20. “It’s not about how fast you run or even how far. It’s about how much ground you cover.”
  21. “When it seems like things will never get easier, remember: You are not alone!”
  22. “What you do today can improve every aspect of your life. “
  23. “I’d love to be a bird… It’s like being free!”
  24. “It’s easy to get going with the wind at your back, but sometimes, less effort puts you in the right place.”
  25. “The best way to get rid of a bad habit is to replace it with a good one.”
  26. “You have no idea how wonderful you are until someone else compliments you.”
  27. “The moment you settle for less than you deserve is the moment you get even less than you settled for.”
  28. “Your life was meant to be an adventure, so get out there and enjoy it!”
  29. “You have a choice – every minute of every day… You are where you choose to be.”
  30. “What doesn’t kill me only makes me stronger!”
  31. “Everything I really need to know I learned in kindergarten.”

Best Blessed Friday Quotes

  1. “I am not a statistic, I am somebody.”
  2. “We have to be the change we want to see in this world.”
  3. “Don’t let your life become so full of work that you forget what you’re living for.”
  4. “There is no greater happiness than being content with what one has and who one is.”
  5. “You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.”
  6. “The only thing standing between us and our goal is often times ourselves” – Vince Lombardi Jr., football coach and author
  7. “To be free is not merely to cast off one’s chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.”
  8. “The most difficult thing to find in the world is a person who is willing to give you a second chance.” – Unknown
  9. “The true art of life consists in seeing the miraculous in the every day.” – The Little Prince (Antoine de Saint-Exupéry)
  10. “There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. Continue on anyway. Believe in yourself.” – James Allen
  11. “Change the way you look at things and the things you look at will change.” – Wayne Dyer
  12. “You are loved; you are good; you are of worth.” – Eric Hoffer
  13. “Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.” – Goethe
  14. “The past is over; the future is unwritten.” – Soren Kierkegaard
  15. “When you can control your thoughts, you can control your life.” – Henry Ford
  16. “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how fervently you worship. There is only one thing they will ask of you, and that is the same thing that all human beings must do: Remember them.” – Marcus Aurelius
  17. “Effort only takes us so far: it’s what we do after that counts.” – Harvey Firestone
  18. “A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.” – Albert Einstein
  19. “Don’t ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive and then go do that, because what the world needs is people who have come alive.” – Howard Thurman
  20. “To find yourself, think for yourself.” – Socrates
  21. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
  22. “You are responsible for everything you think, say and do, and everything you don’t think, say and do.” – Dr. Robert Anthony 21st Century Edition
  23. “Your life will go faster and be more fun if you accept life as it is, not as you think it should be.” – Zig Ziglar
  24. “We cannot control the future, but we can control our attitude toward it.” – Norman Vincent Peale

Funny Friday Quotes

  1. Friday is the day I go to work twice.
  2. The only way for a man to get really wealthy is by making money with money.
  3. Man has evolved from the ape, but he hasn’t gotten much smarter or better looking in the process.
  4. If you can’t beat them, buy them out! You might as well be a monopoly if you’re not going to do anything else with your life.
  5. “It saves time. You save time by not doing things by hand that can be done automatically.”
  6. “I don’t care what you have to say, you’re going to say it where I say, when I say and how I say.”
  7. “Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.”
  8. “If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.”
  9. “Nothing is more permanent than a temporary government program.”
  10. “Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what is right.”
  11. “Perfection is unattainable, but we can always strive for excellence.”
  12. “Nothing concentrates the mind more than an imminent deadline. That’s why commandos are so effective.”
  13. “If you live to be a hundred, you’d better enjoy every minute of it.”
  14. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate
  15. A committee is a group that keeps minutes and wastes hours
  16. A bore is someone who talks when they should be listening
  17. The nicest thing about being nice to people is that you sometimes get nicer too
  18. If your friends were mean to each other, would you take their side? -No way! I would take my friend’s side!
  19. It is better to be kind than to be right
  20. Friends are like stars…you don’t always see them, but you know they are always there.
  22. Life isn’t about how many breaths you take, it’s about how many moments take your breath away

Friday Quotes Blessings

  1. “I’m blessed to be alive.”
  2. “Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of scoffers.”
  3. “A blessing without a curse cannot be found.”
  4. “In this world nothing can be said to be certain but death and taxes; however, death doesn’t get worse every year like taxes do.”
  5. “You are only as strong as your weakest link – so strengthen all links!”
  6. “Blessed are thy feet for they have brought thee into the house of the Lord.”
  7. “Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of scoffers.”
  8. “God is great and has a wonderful plan for your life, but he does not force anyone to accept it.”
  9. “A blessing without a curse cannot be found.”
  10. “My faith has made me a person of value.”
  11. “I’m blessed to be alive.”
  12. “I am blessed because I live in the house of the Lord.”
  13. “Blessed is he whose transgression is forgiven, whose sin is covered.”
  14. “Blessed are they that are persecuted for righteousness sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.”
  15. “All things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.”
  16. “Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of scoffers.”
  17. “Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled!”
  18. “Blessed art thou, Simon Barjona: for flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee, but my Father which is in heaven.”
  19. “Man has evolved from the ape, but he hasn’t gotten much smarter or better looking in the process.”
  20. “All things work together for good to them that love God.”
  21. “When we die our bodies turn to dust and return to the earth, but our souls go up and join with God.”
  22. “I am blessed because I live in the house of the Lord.”
  23. “You are only as strong as your weakest link – so strengthen all links!”
  24. “There is not a man on earth that has a right to feel superior to another.”
  25. “It is more blessed to give than to receive.”
  26. “I’m blessed because I live in the house of the Lord””.

Friday Quotes Good Morning /Its Friday Quotes

  1. “Friday is the first day of my weekend.”
  2. “I’m going to be so happy when Friday comes around.”
  3. “It’s Friday, time for a drink!”
  4. “Friday night I get all dressed up and go out on the town.”
  5. “‘Tis Friday! What are you doing tonight?”
  6. “Happy Friday everyone!”
  7. “Let’s have a great Friday!”
  8. “Happy Friday everyone.”
  9. “I love Fridays so much! :D”
  10. “It’s Friday, woo-hoo!”
  11. “Yay, it’s Friday!!!”
  12. “Friday…. the start of a whole weekend away from work and school!”
  13. “Next Friday we are going to the party, right?!”
  14. “Happy Friday everyone!”
  15. “I love the feeling of a brand new week about to begin.”
  16. “Happy FRIDAY!!!”
  17. “Let’s have a great Friday!”
  18. “That’s why I work hard to make every day worth it.”
  19. “Happy Friday everyone! :D”
  20. “There is one day in all the week that it is a shame to spend all your time indoors.”
  21. “The week doesn’t have to be so long!”
  22. “Friday, I’m ready!”
  23. “Friday Here I Come!”
  24. “I cannot wait until Friday comes around.”
  25. “I don’t need a reason to celebrate the coming weekend.”
  26. “Friday, I’m waiting for you!”

Funny Friday Quotes, Funny Quotes About Friday

  1. “Have a happy Friday everyone!”
  2. “Happy late Friday!”
  3. “I have a very happy Friday! :D”
  4. “Friday is here again.”
  5. “Happy free day from school/work everyone!

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