300+ (BEST) Inspirational Heath Ledger Joker Quotes About Life, Love& Friendship

Heath Ledger Joker Quotes

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”- The Joker

“Sometimes I wonder if I’m just evil.”- The Joker

“I’m not a psychopath; I’m just ahead of the curve.”- The Joker

“All your brains would fit in this bowl! Hahaha!”-The Joker

“I try and show up once in a while, just to make sure everyone appreciates me.” -The Joker

“In their last moments, people show you who they really are.”- The Joker

“You can’t control the inevitable, but you can do your best to be prepared for it at all times. That’s what I’ve always done.” -The Joker

“You can’t have a war on crime—you have to attack the crime before it attacks you. Let’s put a smile on that face.”- The Joker

“Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos.”- The Joker

“Let’s put a smile on that face!”- The Joker

I can make you dead.”- The Joker

“Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.” -The Joker.

“If I have to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice.”- The Joker.

“Let’s put a smile on that face!”- The Joker

“You complete me.” – The Joker

“Harvey, you’re my best friend. I’m not gonna kill you.” -The Joker

“I’m not a psycho… I’m just ahead of the curve!”- The Joker

“Before you judge me, make sure that you are perfect”- The Joker

“Give me your money, or give me your hostages.”- The Joker

“I don’t make threats, and I make promises!”- The Joker

“I just think that the world would be a better place if we could all be friends.”- The Joker

“What’s up, Doc?”- The Joker

“Look what I made of this place… you just gotta get up and leave it sometimes.”- The Joker

“You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying!” -The Joker

Motivational Joker Quotes

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”- The Joker

“Madness, as you know, is like gravity ⁠— all it takes is a little push!” – The Joker

“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… do things.” – The Joker

“Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.” – The Joker

“If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!” – The Joker

“I’m a man of simple tastes, I enjoy the company of my friends and a nice pair of shoes.”- The Joker

“I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no… no fun at all. Where is the challenge in that?” – The Joker

“There’s a difference between what I do and other people—other people lie! I don’t. I always tell the truth- some of the time. You just wait, you’ll see.”-The Joker

“You look confused… maybe we can fix that.” – The Joker

“Some people just want to watch the world burn.” – The Joker

“The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.”- The Joker

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” – The Joker

“I’m a man of simple tastes: I enjoy gunpowder tea and the smell of gunpowder and burning rubber.”-The Joker

“Uh… Hey? No need to be rude! I was just asking if I could play a game.” – The Joker

“You complete me.”- The Joker

“That’s right, Harvey. We don’t have to be afraid of the dark anymore.”-The Joker.

“I think every man has a Harvey Dent in his past for just such an occasion as this.” -The Joker.

“You see? The Batman has to come, Doctor! He has to save his friend!” -The Joker.

“I’m a man of simple tastes, I enjoy the company of my friends and a nice pair of shoes.”-The Joker.

“Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”- The Joker

“It’s not about money.” -The Joker

“A good deed in haste can often be an evil act at leisure.”- The Joker

“I’m not going to kill you, I’m just going to hurt you really, really bad.” -The Joker

“You know what I’ve noticed? Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even when things go terribly, horribly wrong.” – The Joker

“I’ve killed people! I’ve cut off their heads, and I’ve watched them die, and it doesn’t bother me a bit. Because it was their plan to die… and nothing can change that now. We just have to make the best of it while we can!” – The Joker

“Tell me, what’s the first thing that gets cut when you’re making a superhero costume?” –The Joker

“I see… You’re Batman. My mistake! You must be the man who will thwart my plan! That’s right, I can tell by the look in your eyes that you’re not afraid of anything. You truly are a hero for Gotham City!”- The Joker

“No one can stop me now!”- The Joker

“I hope you’re happy, Bruce Wayne. You’ve got your whole life ahead of you. I only have a few hours to live.”- The Joker.

“Let us never speak of this again.” -The Joker.

“A man is but the product of his thoughts what he thinks, he becomes.” -The Joker.

“If one can’t enjoy being sad, one should at least enjoy being angry.”- The Joker.

“One does not simply bat an eye.” -The Joker.

“It never was a case of what you deserve, my dear Mr. Wayne. It’s what you can do for me!” -The Joker.

“Oh, my name is The Joker, and I have a message for you.”- The Joker

“Listen closely to me! Listen very carefully!” -The Joker

“Only he, Bruce Wayne, can prove himself worthy!”- The Joker

“I’ll make you bat an eye. I’ll make you laugh until your sides split! And I will even give you a little smile so you can show it to the world!”- The Joker

“This job you are doing for us will be over soon.”- The Joker

“The only way to get them back is by pulling the trigger. The only way to turn the page. The only way to finish this story.”-The Joker

“He’s not a laughing man; he doesn’t laugh at all.”-The Joker

“You laugh now, but once you try and stop it, you will find out how powerful we can be!”-The Joker

“I love chaos! It means I get to play…”- The Joker

“Catwoman’s been on quite a few stamps.”- The Joker

“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!”- The Joker

“I’m here to look at the bright side of life.” The Joker

“Haven’t we all…gone a little mad today?”- The Joker

“I’m going to make you laugh. Ha haha! Haha ha!”- The Joker

“So, what do you say, Bruce? Are you going to play along?”-The Joker

“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?” –The Joker

“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”- The Joker

“Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb.” – The Joker

“You see, madness… is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.” – The Joker

“Do you want to know how I got these scars?”-The Joker

“It’s not about money … you complete me.”- The Joker

“You can’t just turn your back on the world!… and say, ‘it’s a nightmare!’ Just face it head-on.”- The Joker

“I don’t like to repeat myself.” – The Joker

“I’m a man of my word.” -The Joker

“I’m a man of simple tastes: I enjoy gunpowder tea and the smell of gunpowder and burning rubber.”-The Joker.

“You complete me.” – The Joker

“You’re going to have a great life!”- The Joker

“For over two centuries, it’s been our duty to turn fear into despair, anger into anger, confusion into chaos!”- The Joker.

“Perhaps you’ve heard about me.

Joker Quotes About Life

Life is like a circus. The big top has come down, and the animals are prowling around, looking for someone to step on.

I’m an old man who drinks too much and smokes too many cigars, but maybe it’s just enough to keep me alive?

My mom always said life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get…

You can’t control the wind, but you can adjust your sails.

I have no idea what I’m supposed to do with my life, so I’ll sit here and drink whiskey until the answer comes to me.

Life is a series of interesting choices. Take the one which makes you happy and leave the rest to fate.

Forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.’

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

Nothing in life is certain except death and taxes.

My mother never saw the irony of calling me a ‘good boy’ when I spilled my milk at the dinner table.

The world is going to get you down sometimes. That’s just how it works: some people have more than they need, some have less than they want, and most of us are somewhere in between.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.

I am not at all interested in my own personal future.

Life is ironic, life is tragic, it’s farcical and absurd, and people die every day.

Joker Quotes About Friendship

“Memories, who has time for those?”

“If you’re lucky, you find friends. If you’re smart, you do the same.”

“I just wanted to be…just wanted to feel like I’m somebody.”

“We were just two lost souls who found each other in the dark.”

“Sometimes it takes being with someone else to know what it is that we need from ourselves” – Joker.

“I’m just happy being my own person.”

“What are friends for if not to stand by you through thick and thin?”

“I’d give up my soul before I’d give up the one person who understands me.”

“I guess I did start out as a loser, but at least I’m ending on a winner.”

“You may be wicked, but you’re mine all the same.”

“I always lose, but I always win.”

“I’m not that upset to see the other side at all; there’s only one thing that bothers me.”

“Some people can read minds; I can read hearts.”

“You’re so funny, my friend.”

“Friends? I’ve never had any before!”

“Sometimes it takes being with someone else to know what it is that we need from ourselves” – Joker.

“I don’t want to lose you.”

“She was not my friend. She was my world.”

“You were my best friend!”

“I’m not desperate for friends, but I am desperate for a family.”

“All I need is a hug from a friend…someone who’ll understand that nothing is okay!”

“Friends don’t do that to friends, Harley; they’re just not worth it!” 23. “Friends help you up when you fall down…they don’t kick you in the teeth.”

“I never wish bad things for my friends, Harleen.”

“Family? I’m my only family.” 26: “Friends…I’ve never had any before, but I think maybe that’s all about to change.”

“You know what I’ve always been? Alone.”

“I’m not afraid of change…no matter how bad it hurts, you know?” 29. “Time will heal your wounds…eventually.”

“I’m just the only one who understands you.”

“Is that why you want me? Because you know I’ll stand by your side no matter what?”

“If only I could be like everyone else…and stop feeling so alone.”

“I haven’t always been like this, you know!”

“You know what it’s like being the last friend in a bunch of idiots.”

Joker Quotes About Love

“I always knew you were the one. I see it every time I look at you. People think that love is just a good feeling, but what they don’t understand is that love can be made painful. You can’t love someone and not experience pain. It’s impossible because real love requires the person to be vulnerable and trusting of another human being-putting themselves in a position where they may get hurt.”

“Love is beautiful; war destroys countries.”

“Jesus… you’ve never seen me cry, have you?”

‘I’m trying to make sense of this world without you in it.”

“She’s not the first, and she won’t be the last.”

“You won’t find love in a pool of blood.”

“There’s only one thing on my mind tonight, and that’s how to end your life.”

“Time to pick a new name. How about Hatter? No? Mr. J? No? Riddler?”

“Don’t talk to me about love; it’s just another manifestation of pain.”

“Maybe our love is just one of those things that were never meant to last forever.

“Because even if I fail, I will be loved….you are loved.”

“But this love, it’s not like the other kinds of love that you’ve seen before; it’s different.”

“I look at you, and I see the Earth in a grain of sand and heaven in a wild flower. And when I look at you, I’m standing on the roof of the world.”

“You have made me want to be a better man.”

“The more ugly people we have in this world, the more beautiful love will be.”

“I can’t believe I said that.”

“I won’t make any promises about the future, but for now, let’s just enjoy this instant.”

“But give me a little time to think about it.”

“You know what they say, ‘Love is blind,’ but mine’s got great eyesight.”

“Sometimes, all you need is a kiss. Sometimes all you need is a hug. Sometimes all you need is someone to say I love you.”

“You can’t let go of this moment because once it’s gone, it will never come back.”

“I’ve seen true love… and then I’ve tasted loss.”

“I’ve even been in love, and I was absolutely crushed.”

“I’m sorry you weren’t lucky enough to have met me sooner.”

“Sometimes, I think it’s not a sin to be happy; it’s an essential part of life.”

“It’s so hard to let go.”

“You can never fall in love with someone again if you’ve already fallen out of love with yourself first.”

“Watching you makes me want to cry because the world is a beautiful place.”

‘Love has no sense of time.”

“Love is stronger than death.”

“You ask me how I became a villain. Well, you’d have to be naive to think that the world doesn’t have its fair share of villains. But to be a villain in this world? That took a special kind of dedication, and it took a very special kind of soul.”

“Love isn’t about grand gestures; it’s about small moments.”

“In life, there are many things, but love, the only thing that makes you truly happy.”

Joker Quotes Why So Serious

“Why So Serious?”

Complaining is Silly,either act or forget.

“I’m not a hero, I’m just an ordinary man.”

“The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.”

“We don’t need words when our actions speak so loudly.”

“I’m a man of my word, you can trust me!”

“Do you want to know how I got these scars?”

“Sometimes I remember how my father looked at me and tried to understand why he went away, if he was really sorry or glad of the chance that took him from me.”

“Do you want to know what it feels like to be a hero?”

“In this world, it’s kill or be killed!”

“I’m not like you! You made me! You made me! I wasn’t born like this!”

“I’m not like you, I don’t squander my time! I do one thing at a time!”

“You see, madness . . . is like gravity: all it takes is a little push!”

“Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”

“Some men just want to watch the world burn.

“So, here we are, the Joker and Batman. At the end of the day, it’s just us against the world.”

“I can make you laugh. That’s all I do!”

“You see things, and you say ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were… and I say ‘Why not?'”

“All men must die if death is our lot.”

“Now that I’m all alone…”

“It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.”

”Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.” – The Joker

“Madness is like gravity…”

“Madness…is like gravity…”

“You see? It’s not about money…or brainpower… It’s about one thing… DOING IT!”