100+ (BEST) Famous & Funny Iceberg Slim Quotes
Best Funny Iceberg Slim Quotes
“An emotional debt is hard to square.”- Iceberg Slim
“Chumps prefer a beautiful lie to an ugly truth.”- Iceberg Slim
“Hip Hop will always have a lane of its own, for those that appreciate the culture.”- Iceberg Slim
“If you want to know the truth, just ask one of those that love the lie.”- Iceberg Slim
“Run it up to the ceiling till it looks like a spider web and then it’s over.”- Iceberg Slim
“My life is hell; but I’m in no hurry to die.”- Iceberg Slim
“It’s almost impossible to make a living off a hustle. It requires an unusual degree of ingenuity, nerve, luck and style to escape poverty.”- Iceberg Slim
“You’re easy to like when you’re riding high in the world; but hard to like when you’re on your way down.”- Iceberg Slim
“I learned that no matter how much you give a woman, she will still think she is being cheated.”- Iceberg Slim
“When a person on the make is confronted by another on the same mission, it’s like two sharks smelling chum in the water. It often spells trouble for both parties. If they happen to be into the same woman, watch out! The end usually justifies the means for both of them; and neither are above taking a short cut to victory.”- Iceberg Slim
“I wasn’t too bad with the women, but my control was never that good.”- Iceberg Slim
“If a woman has the nature to be a man-eater, she will find or make opportunities to exercise it. And if she is not in the mood for an affair, she will take her frustrations out on her husband or lover.”- Iceberg Slim
“I’m no quitter. I go at something until I get it, or I’m going to get it.”- Iceberg Slim
“I was born with the devil in me. I could not help the fact that I was a murderer, no more than the poet can help the inspiration to sing–I was born with the ‘Evil One’ standing as my sponsor beside the bed where I was ushered into life–he has stayed with me all these years.”- Iceberg Slim
“The Devil is the only one that has a sure shot at winning in the end.”- Iceberg Slim
“While you were doing nothing to raise your self-esteem, two other guys were doing something to raise theirs; and it didn’t take them long to multiply your sense of humiliation by ten times or more.”- Iceberg Slim
“I would rather have a nigger next door than a white man downtown.”- Iceberg Slim
“Women are like the head of a rain gutter in an open field, they work hard to fill it up. And they never thank you for the little bit of water they suck from your well.”- Iceberg Slim
“I’m not crazy about you either, but I’m not going to go out of my way to hurt your feelings.”- Iceberg Slim
“Any woman that’s worth her weight will tell you in no uncertain terms that she doesn’t love you in a minute and she doesn’t love you for a lifetime. She’d probably rather be dead than have to put up with the slop and foolishness most men call love.”- Iceberg Slim
“I’m not ashamed to say I love money because money does so much for me.”- Iceberg Slim
“Cops are paid to do a job for which they get no thanks, very little appreciation and lots of kicks in the ass–if they’re lucky. If they aren’t, the job may get them killed or crippled if they’re not careful.”- Iceberg Slim
Iceberg Slim Famous Quotes
“The game of life is just a game. It’s the mistakes that you make that turn it into a tragedy.”- Iceberg Slim
“A cop ain’t got the time to find out what’s going on unless there’s something to find out.”- Iceberg Slim
“If you want to know more about Iceberg Slim, ask at your local library or get a copy of his book “Pimp”.”- Iceberg Slim
“It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.”- Iceberg Slim
“I know enough to know something is wrong, but I’m too close to it to see what it is.”- Iceberg Slim
“You can’t teach an old dog new tricks. It’s not in his make up.”- Iceberg Slim
“Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.”- Iceberg Slim
“I believe that the best way to get rich is to be poor and to work hard and the second best way is to be rich, but the thing is, it seems as though I always have some other place where I really want to be.”- Iceberg Slim
“I would rather be in hell with a busy woman than a lazy man.”- Iceberg Slim
“Nobody wins when everybody wins, because then there is no game.”- Iceberg Slim
“Love is two people trying to hold hands.”- Iceberg Slim
“Love is like oxygen, it’s necessary for survival.”– Iceberg Slim
“A man that steals your money, that gives you back less than he should, owes you not one cent on what he has left. – Iceberg Slim
“When you’ve gotten everything you wanted, you can see the point of dying. You’re only cheating yourself.”- Iceberg Slim
“Love is not two people saying they love each other, but two people who understand where the other comes from and accept who they really are. Love is more than a feeling, it’s a commitment to understanding and acceptance of another person and their faults.”- Iceberg Slim
“I don’t even know her smell. I’ve never been able to get near her. “- Iceberg Slim
“Your life is worth no more the moment you stop fighting for it.”- Iceberg Slim
“I have always been a much better person when I knew what I was going to do next.”- Iceberg Slim
“Life is a downward slope. The further you go, the more you need to carry back up with you.”- Iceberg Slim
“If you aren’t doing anything wrong, then don’t worry about it.”- Iceberg Slim
“Make your life simple and go straight through it.”- Iceberg Slim
“You promise a man something, you give it to him, and if you can’t keep your word don’t promise in the first place.”- Iceberg Slim
Best Iceberg Slim Quotes
“If you are doing something that is bad for you, then don’t expect anyone else to support you while you’re doing it.”-Iceberg Slim
“There is nothing ‘cool’ about being a criminal – but there is something very cool about making money.”- Iceberg Slim
“Men are like women, a few are bad but most want to be good.”- Iceberg Slim
“Don’t do anything you wouldn’t want anyone to know about.”- Iceberg Slim
“The most important people in your life don’t have to be blood family – they can be your friends.”-Iceberg Slim
“You will never get anywhere in this world being uptight and nervous all the time.”-Iceberg Slim
“You cannot make an omelet without breaking a few eggs”-R E M
“If you want to keep your cool all the time, you must have something to lose.”- Iceberg Slim
“Successful people don’t play by the rules and they’re not afraid to do anything in order to get what they want including cheating, lying and stealing.”- Iceberg Slim
“Most of man’s troubles come from his pride. Pride is like a rock, it keeps the waters from flowing through”.- Iceberg Slim
55.“I’d rather be right than safe – but I’m not right enough to make hell worth living in.”-Iceberg Slim
“When there’s no choice between two evils, always pick the one you’ve never tried before”.- Iceberg Slim
“Success always takes care of itself because if you don’t achieve it, someone else will”.- Iceberg Slim
“Think before you act, because your actions can have consequences that you may not have intended”- Iceberg Slim
“Don’t just stand there thinking, do something”- Iceberg Slim
If you don’t have anything good to say about anyone then don’t talk at all”- Iceberg Slim
“If God made man in his image than man has made woman in his”- Iceberg Slim
“You too shall pass”- Iceberg Slim
Pimp Iceberg Slim Quotes
“Don’t bother people who don’t want to hear what you got to say, no matter how much it is.”- Iceberg Slim
“Money is the only thing that gets you out of trouble in one piece.”- Iceberg Slim
“If I wanted someone for a friend, I’d get them for a lover. It’s cheaper and they’re usually better looking too”. -Iceberg Slim
“The Bible says that the best way to get into Heaven is to be a Christian. But I don’t think Christians ever got into Heaven, they were always getting thrown out!”-Iceberg Slim
“Successful people don’t play by the rules and they’re not afraid to do anything in order to get what they want including cheating, lying and stealing”. – Iceberg Slim
“People don’t control their lives, there are so many things out of their control, so much in life they have no say over”.- Iceberg Slim
“The key to a good liar is the ability to conceal his lies with the truth.”-Iceberg Slim
“Love is not two people saying they love each other but two people who understand where the other comes from and accept who they really are”.- Iceberg Slim
“Men are like women, a few are bad but most want to be good”.- Iceberg Slim
“My main problem with people is that most of them want to be friends with me while they don’t really want my friendship.”- Iceberg Slim
“When I was a kid, I thought that Bibles were cool, until after reading one. Then I figured out that they were just books full of lies”-Iceberg Slim
“I don’t like no man who wants to be a pimp over me, ’cause it means he’s tryin’ to put me in the same position I had my parents in as a child”.-Iceberg Slim
“Never build your relationship on sex. It’s not a solid foundation.”- Iceberg Slim
“Arguing isn’t worth anything unless you can get the last word and come out looking like you’re right, even if you’re not”.- Iceberg Slim
“The most important people in your life don’t have to be blood family – they can be your friends.”- Iceberg Slim
“I’m not afraid of no man – but I’m scared of everything else.”- Iceberg Slim
“If you’re not helping yourself, then you’re helping somebody else.”-Iceberg Slim
“Success is knowing how to do something you didn’t know you could do. It’s the being and doing of all you’ve ever imagined and more.”- Iceberg Slim
“If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay.”- Iceberg Slim
“Escape is never far away if you just reach for it”.-Iceberg Slim
Robert Beck Iceberg Slim Quotes
“I never lose money, because I don’t have any.”-R E M
“A lot of people would kill to find out what makes a woman tick.”- Iceberg Slim
“If you want to get rich, be poor and work hard and the second best way is to be rich, but the thing is it seems that I always have someplace else where I really want to be.”- Iceberg Slim
“You cannot make an omelet without breaking a few eggs”-R E M
“When you’ve gotten everything you wanted, you can see the point of dying. You’re only cheating yourself.”-Iceberg Slim
“I believe that the best way to get rich is to be poor and work hard and the second best way is to be rich, but the thing is it seems as though I always have someplace else where I really want to be.”- Iceberg Slim
“If you are doing something that is bad for you, then don’t expect anyone else to support you while you’re doing it.”-Iceberg Slim
“The more I love someone the less I am willing to be with them.”- Iceberg Slim
“A man dares not insult a woman for he knows that she can speak and destroy him.”- Iceberg Slim
“Love is like oxygen, it’s necessary for survival.”- Iceberg Slim
“There is nothing ‘cool’ about being a criminal – but there is something very cool about making money.”- Iceberg Slim
“Don’t bother people who don’t want to hear what you got to say, no matter how much it is.”- Iceberg Slim
“Money is the only thing that gets you out of trouble in one piece.”- Iceberg Slim
“Nobody controls their life, there are so many things out of their control, so much in life they have no say over.”- Iceberg Slim
“Success always takes care of itself because if you don’t achieve it, someone else will.”- Iceberg Slim
“Don’t do anything you wouldn’t want anyone to know about.”- Iceberg Slim
“The key to a good liar is the ability to conceal his lies with the truth.”-Iceberg Slim
“There’s no point in trying to save people who are going to get themselves killed anyhow – and, in fact, often it’s better if they do, because then you can take their money.”- Iceberg Slim
“Marrying for love will only break your heart.”- Iceberg Slim
“If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anyone, don’t say anything at all.”- Iceberg Slim
“I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor and believe me: rich is better.”- Iceberg Slim
“If you want to keep your cool all the time, you must have something to lose.”- Iceberg Slim
“Nothing in life is free – except love”- R E M
“The man with the best job in the world is the one who likes his job.”- Iceberg Slim
“The man who is big enough to make a mistake will be big enough to profit from it.”- R E M
“There’s always a way out of every situation, only nobody looks for it because they’re not thinking about getting out of it, they’re thinking about getting into it.”- Iceberg Slim.