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The Office Pick Up Lines
Hi, are you in charge of hiring?
I know this sounds like an odd request, but does your company hire people that can clean up messes?
I have an important meeting to attend later today. Would it be possible to reschedule the meeting for tomorrow?
If you don’t take care of your teeth, they’re going to fall out and when they do, it will be on my hands.
Got a spare hour?
I think my VCR’s broken and I need to call you about it.
You’ve got to come over and help me set up my new TV for the Super Bowl.
Can you tell me how to change the channels on this remote?
You’ve got like four different kinds of pickles, what are they for? And would you want them on your pizza? (Hilarious)
Hey, do you think I can get a copy of this report by 3:00?
Is anyone at your place going to be home?
You know what’s missing from this cluster? A sense of wonder.
When I die and go to Heaven, this is the first thing that will happen…I’ll see you sitting on a cloud writing down what I say on my reports! (Whoa!)
Hey, my car is stuck in the snow again. Could you come and push it out for me?
Gee, I hope I remember all this when I get home tomorrow night!
Hey there, wanna go to lunch and discuss that report? (I can’t believe how smooth that was!)
Are these your car keys? Because if you dropped them somewhere else, we’d better call the police! (brilliant)
Need some help with the phones? They seem to be multiplying!
Whoa, whoa…wait a minute, you’re Bonnie? (who the heck is Bonnie?)
Now that I’ve been introduced to you, I can’t wait to date you!
Wanna go out for lunch? (A-ha! I’m going to eat her for lunch!)
Hey there, have you seen my fish? Well maybe then I should introduce myself instead of my fish.
I’ve got a serious case of the sniffles, and I’m afraid it’s catching. (She won’t…I don’t care what she’s wearing!)
What do you do when you feel like you’re going in the wrong direction?
If we don’t get our reports done by Friday, we’ll find ourselves on the next plane out of town!
Who’s your favorite president? (This is just …terrifying)
I’m up for a promotion, and your opinion would really help me out. How about dinner tonight?
You’re so much more attractive in person than you are on the chain-link fence outside my window!
Pardon me, do you think there’s any chance that I could borrow your stapler?
Would you like to go out with me tonight? I’ll buy! (I mean…I’m asking her out on a date!)
I have a beautiful pair of earrings that’s just been collecting dust. Would you feel like wearing them for me?
Are you/your company hiring?
It’s nice to meet you, my uncle Dick speaks very highly of you!
How about dinner tomorrow night? I’ll pick the place.
What are you wearing? (oh…sarcasm) (see #7)
Nothing is going on between us now, but there will be later! Oh…yeah…(I can’t believe how smooth that was!)
I’m a writer for one of the weekly tabloids, and I’m doing a very important story about you. Could you tell me your secret?
Hi there, my name is Brian and I’m in middle management. (Oh…sarcasm) (see #34)
Maybe we could go out to lunch sometime? Or maybe tomorrow night?
Oh, you are just too cute to be doing a job that menial.
I’m trying to reach the company’s corporate president. Have you seen him? (Something tells me she won’t be giving away his number anytime soon!)
Hey! Did you know your name is alliterative?! That’s neat!
Is there an extra set of polka dots on that dress? Because you look totally hot in it!
I need some advice about a matter of great importance…do you think I should do it?
Hey, would you like to go out and grab a bite to eat sometime tonight? (she’s asking him out on a date!)
Hi there! It’s really nice to meet you! I’m so glad my mother isn’t your mother, that way she won’t be my grandmother! (oh…sarcasm)
Hey there, I’ll tell you what…why don’t we just start over?
You must be from out of town. I’m so glad you came to check out my city!
What are you doing tonight? Why don’t we have a night on the town? Maybe go dancing, or get drunk?
My taste is immaculate! I can tell by the way you look at me…your eyes say “I want to go out with me!”
It sounds like you’ve got quite an interesting life…your story would make a great book.
How is it that you can do such a great job doing your job? I wish I could be a tenth as productive as you are!
You seem like a person that’s both intelligent and kind…would you like to meet my family?
I’m going to be late for my date with your mother! (I think he’s joking…or not!)
What time is it?
Hey, what if we didn’t put all this energy into trying to pick up girls? What if you joined me and we both went out to get hammered?
I’m in the mood for oysters, how about you?
Why don’t you keep your pretty eyes off me?!
That’s quite an exquisite hairstyle you have! May I touch it?
I have a special connection with Jesus Christ…I’m sure you’ll find him to be a very nice guy!
What do you think of movies with happy endings?
I’ve got some soup that’s just about ready…do you want to stay for supper?
I’m not a fan of action movies, I like dramas…don’t you think that’s a silly preference to have, given the fact that they’re all fake?
It looks like it’s about ready to rain out…
“Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.”
Marketing Pick Up Lines
“Is your name Nike, because you’re the only thing I want to wear?”
“If you had a GTA money tree in your backyard, what would you call it?”
“Do you have a quarter? I want to put it in your pants so that when I’m done, nobody else can have me.”
“I used to think all pick-up lines were cheesy but then I met you and now I know better.”
“Have we met? Your name sounds really familiar. Do you know a guy named Doug?”
“In the first five minutes of meeting you I knew that this was the girl I’ve been looking for. You’re smart, funny and beautiful.”
“I know I just met you but would you like to come to my place?”
“I don’t think we’ve ever met before but if we have, it’s way too late to introduce ourselves so instead, why don’t we start with a hug?”
“I just can’t seem to keep my eyes off of you.”
“Would you like to go for a walk with me?”
“You look familiar… Have we met before? Do you know a guy named Ricky?”
“Hi, my name is Brian and I’ve been searching for someone just like you ever since I first laid eyes on you.”
“I have a pair of skis that I’d like to give you as an early Christmas present.”
“How strange is it that I randomly bump into you, right here, right now.”
“Do you think of me as friend material?”
“I find it hard to go to sleep at night without knowing the name of the person who stole my heart.”
“What’s your phone number? I want to make sure I have it memorized by the time you leave tonight.”
“Will you be my ball and chain?”
“Do you have any ideas on how I can make this blizzard quick and painless?”
“What sort of job do you do? When I’m done with your job, I’ll want to hire you for my own.”
“I’d like to thank you for a wonderful evening. Thanks for filling me with so much joy and laughter.”
“Can I place the order now? I need one table, two chairs and a cart full of food that’s not worth eating.”
“How can I get a hold of you? I need to ask you something important.”
“You’re the first person I ran into today that didn’t tell me to run away.”
“Do you like dogs? If so, maybe we could go out with my dog on Saturday.”
“I’ve known you for a long time now and there’s no question that we’ve known each other for way too long.”
“Are you the one who’s been seducing me?”
“You’re really pretty, I wouldn’t have wanted to blow it if I had any other choice.”
“Do you know a guy named Brad? He’s tall, handsome and very charming.”
“Why do you act so familiar? Have we met before?”
“I want to tell you a secret that no one else knows: I’ve already fallen in love with you.”
Finance Pick Up Lines
“Can I try your Apple Watch?”
“A little bit of the old, a little bit of the new”
“Can we lighten up your day with some fashion tips?”
“If Monopoly was a stock, I would own it.”
“Trying to do my taxes without you seems impossible.”
“I can’t help admire your crystal-clear Nokia.”
“I’m thinking of investing in you.”
“A little bit of gold, a little bit of gas.”
“Can I borrow a cup of love?”
“I am the market, and I have a need for you.”
“Your portfolio makes me want to invest in you.”
“Do you get my meaning?”
“I would buy your company any day with love as my IPO.”
“Your product has me excited.”
“I am the demand, and you are my supply.”
“Do I look a little like you?”
“I’m thinking of investing in your product line.”
“Will I end up with a clear conscience or will I be in trouble?”
“As long as we are together, I will have all the luck and love that I need.”
“Let’s make a stock market out of your heart.”
“If I had a little more cash, I would go for you.”
“I have a five-year plan, and the first year is all about you.”
“Do you have any financial advice to share with me?”
“Will you be my Valentine?”
“I’m on my way to the New York Stock Exchange to change my portfolio.”
“You’ve made my portfolio grow. I was in the red, but now I am in the black.”
“Can I borrow a penny?”
“Your heart is soft and sweet and a good investment for me.”
“I got 99 problems, but money ain’t one of them.”
“Can you help me with my spreadsheets?”
“You look like you know how to invest very well.”
“I wouldn’t mind owning your company.”
“I predict we will make a lot of money together.”
“There’s nothing I want to own more than you.”
“You’re worth it – and then some!”
“You are my one and only stock right now.”
“I’d like to invest in what you are selling.”
Business Pick Up Lines
Oops. I spilled coffee on your shirt
You’re the most attractive person in this room
I’m going to need you to pick up that pen off the ground, please
Can I buy you a drink? That is, if you’ll have me on your evening schedule…
My boss said I can’t ask for your number, but he’s not here to see me right now and you’re so hot that I don’t think he would mind that much if I did…
This is a business meeting, but I already know what you’re going to say
My sister gave me a necklace that opens up to this. She said you might be interested…
Why are you wearing your business suit when it’s so hot out?
Does the suit you’re wearing cost more than my last raise?
If it doesn’t work out, I’ll never have to kiss my job goodbye again…
I was hoping for a little more than a handshake…
If you don’t believe me, look at my company’s website.
What does it say on your business card?
My best friend feels like he should know you, and is convinced that you’re what I’m looking for…
You’re obviously successful, so if we’re both going to be late for work, I’d better have an excuse because…
The latest polls show that women prefer the way a bad boy looks over their money…